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Thursday, June 6, 2019

E-P-ist Millionaire Seeking Wife! ch. 7

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Millie sat in a booth in the ground-floor gourmet-natural restaurant scrutinizing the whole-wheat donut and the hot milk and beans drink on her tray, considering the relative meaninglessness of the deception she was engaging in. The only one who might be deceived would be the one who had planned it.

And, ironically, it might work out to his benefit. Maybe, as Sherry had said, not meaningless after all.

Turning to examine the post-twilight street outside, she reflected briefly on what she'd learned over the past month or so about Zero Jewel Research, Inc., and about the primary members of the corporate board, the CEO and CTO.

Distracted by her reflection in the window, she checked her disguise again.

The outfit was something she would never wear, the makeup worked to emphasize parts of her face not usually seen and de-emphasize the parts usually noticed, the sky blue wig quite different from her natural dark red, and the glasses with thick frames would be enough to hide her identity from many people. She was even wearing elevator shoes to make herself taller than usual. But no one in the company that occupied most of the building would be deceived.

Not that it mattered. She contemplated the multiple ironies.

Her gaze wandered back inside and she noticed the security camera in one corner. Wondering who might be manning the monitors, she raised two fingers and waved. The pilot lamp on the camera changed from pink to blue and back, and she smiled.

It had been Hodge's idea to meet at the restaurant on the first floor of the Zero Jewel headquarters building. Right under their noses was safest, he said. She could go to a nearby sports club and disguise herself, and then return where no one would expect her.

She let a corner of her mouth lift sardonically.

She'd never been comfortable with Hodge or with his approach to business, technology, or society. She had started working for him as an engineer about three years before, shortly after Hodge had left Zero Jewel in a difference of opinion with Sherry and JD, and formed Hodge Hercules Information Services.

High-level planning meetings had turned into dates, but, as was apparently the general course with Hodge, things went south quickly. He was difficult to communicate with, and would often assume things that weren't so.

If it weren't for his family money, Hodge would not have been able to keep his business going, and Millie herself had loaned him money in the form of stock purchases, although not so much for operating capital as to shore up the stock.

When she said she wasn't interested in dating any more, he had moved to take control, as he thought, of the relationship. At least, that was the only way she could interpret his behavior.

He would remind her at random times about things she had revealed about herself, as if expecting that knowledge to change her mind. Somehow, he had found out about Rodney, and about other things that her mother had felt should not be made public. And when he couldn't use that information to influence her, he would remind her of her stock that might become worthless.

At least he had not tried more than twice to seduce her.

She wasn't quite sure if it had been his real intent to do so those two times. He hadn't pressed her. But his actions and words on those two occasions had made her far more uncomfortable than usual.

When her mother had told her that the matchmaker that JD's mother had hired was reaching out to her, she had mentioned it to Hodge, and Hodge had encouraged her to respond positively, so that she could spy for him.

She didn't really care that much about the attempts at blackmail, or even that much about the money she had buried in stock in his company. She wasn't working because she needed money.

Her mother was always worried about the "wrong" people finding out about Rodney, but that wasn't so very important, either.

No, Millie had just not yet found a good enough reason for not cooperating with Hodge, and so had accepted the invitation to date JD. Then JD and Sherry turned out to be much more complex than she had thought, and the game had proceeded.

She supposed that she could now just tell Hodge she had gotten bored with the game, but Sherry and JD were, for some reason, wanting his cooperation for the House Party, and the thought amused her. And she found herself inclined to cooperate with them.

The corner of her mouth picked up again when she saw Hodge's form pass under the street lights outside in his thoroughly obvious disguise.

She deliberately looked away from the door as he come in, watching instead the reflection in the window of the man in the too-expensive overcoat and fake moustache. He spotted her, but pretended to ignore her as he moved to take a seat in the booth behind her and pulled out a newspaper to pretend to read.

"How obvious can you be?" she commented quietly without turning around.

"They won't know me. What have you got?" For being a whisper, his reply was not quiet.

Millie picked up the donut and focused on it, taking a bite before she replied. "Nothing you haven't got access to, really. Donut's not bad."

"The public repositories?"

"Yep. They really do expose their source code to the entire world."

"Hmm. So hows the dating game?"

"Oh, that's over." Millie tested the milk and beans, but it was still hot, so she blew in it before setting it back down.

Hodge swore softly.

"But Sherry has hired me as her personal assistant."

"Oh!"

"Mmm."

"Well, that's great?"

"Yeah. But no new information for you yet."

She waited for him to digest her words.

"Well, say, what about those billboards?"

"That's not JD. It's his mother."

"Isn't that the same thing?"

"Not exactly."

"Any clues yet about why he and Sherry are splitting up?"

"No, no clues." It wasn't clear that they were splitting up, but Hodge didn't need that information. She tried the milk and beans again. This time it was barely cool enough to take a sip.

"Odd." He was silent for a moment. "Well, is there anything strategically useful in this advertising a hunt for a wife thing?"

"Yes." She smiled ironically again as she heard the rustle behind her. "Turn back around, you're drawing attention."

"What've you got? Pictures or something?"

"You know how tricky it is to carry things out of a company." She was just as glad Hodge couldn't see her smile or the irony in it.

"How long do you expect me to wait?"

"I keep telling you impatience is your vulnerable heel."

"Ancient myths."

"Still have meaning."

There was a short minute before he continued. "So, still nothing, even after a month?" His whisper carried his disappointment.

She debated with herself for a moment before speaking. "Actually, I've found out there's a pilot project of some small importance that they are starting work on, and an invitation for you to cooperate with them. You would be well advised to accept it."

"What? That's nothing? What is it?"

"Keep your voice down. I shouldn't have told you. You're going to have to pretend to be surprised."

"Surprised. Okay. I can do that. When?"

"Maybe you'll get the invitation tomorrow, maybe next week. Not sure."

"Can you give me any hints?"

"If I do, you'll certainly ruin things. Oh, but you might as well start digging through the social network service code in their public repository. That'll help you when the invitation comes."

"Ah. There's something I can do. Why they put the crown jewels out for everyone to steal is beyond me.

Millie bit her lip, but the word slipped out. "Clearly."

"What?"

She coughed as if to clear her throat, then whispered, "Piece of donut." She coughed again and took a swallow of the milk, glad it was no longer hot enough to burn. "That's all I've got." Then she took another bite of the donut.



Sherry stood at the darkened window of her penthouse apartment in the Zero Jewel building, watching the light play on the street five stories beneath her. A furtive form in an overcoat entered the light from the ground-floor restaurant, and she turned to the security monitor to get a better look, and zoomed in.

"Hodge," she spoke into the headset mic at her chin.

A shadow detached itself from the darkness below and followed at a discreet distance behind the figure hurrying furtively away.

Sherry watched on the monitor as several more figures entered the street from inside the restuarant, and then she spoke into the mic again. "Millie."

"I see her," JD's voice whispered in her ear. "I feel like a stalker. Hmph. I think she just gave me a little wave." After a short minute, another shadow detached itself from the shadows below, following at some distance behind the not-furtive form of her newly hired assistant in disguise.

Shortly, Millie's form disappeared into the sports club down the street. JD's form attached itself to shadows somewhat past the club entrance.

"So, do you want to know how it went?" Millie's whisper came in on the chat session. "Or were you listening in?"

JD chuckled quietly. "The law requires security cameras, but it doesn't require hidden mics."

"I told him he'll be getting the invitation, and mentioned the SNS code, but I didn't tell him what kind of project it is."

"That sounds good." Sherry continued watching the street and the monitor.

"He sounded like he's going study the public SNS repository."

"Excellent." JD's voice whispered.

"Do you see anything out there, JD?"

"I seem to be the only one following you so far. See anything from up there, Sherry?"

"Nothing from here, either, but, maybe it's best to be cautious." Sherry played her fingers across the security console keyboard and got six-way split of the external security cameras.

"I'm thinking I'll go to my brother's tonight. It'll be good to spend some time with my son."

Tom's voice broke in, "Hodge has gone back to his corporate offices."

Millie's voice whispered in reply, "He'll probably be studying the repository all night, then."

"That'll be good," JD whispered. "I vote we all knock off the cloak and dagger for the night and go home."

Sherry picked up a security system mic and keyed it. "Geri, are you seeing anything out in the streets?"

Geri's voice came over the speakers, loud enough to filter through the mic. "Just the usual. Tell Millie hi for me."

Millie whispered back. "Tell her thanks for the wave."

"She says thanks for the wave, Geri."

"Flashed the pilot lamp for her when she waved with her fingers."

Sherry nodded as Millie's quiet laugh sounded in her ears. "Okay, thanks, Geri. Let us know if you see anything." Sherry keyed the mic off.

Tom's voice came in. "Okay, I'm signing off and going home to my family."

"M'kay, thanks. Will you be all right, Millie?"

"Just finishing changing back to myself, whatever that is."

"Whatever that is," Sherry echoed with a sigh. "Sometimes I don't know who I am, either."

"Well," JD's voice came back in, "I think I admire both of you, for what it's worth."

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E-P-ist Millionaire Seeking Wife! ch. 6

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The door of the office closed behind JD's parents and little sister aas they left.

"Well, that went better than I had hoped." Sherry slid off her desk and sat down on the sofa.

"JD, you're handling your mother's input well today." Millie nodded in approval.

"Well, Millie, having you running interference helped a lot."

"I really didn't do much."

"You did, and with you here I was able to avoid getting sandwiched between Sherry and my Mom."

"Hey." Sherry made mock complaint and she and Millie exchanged amused glances.

JD looked from one to the other, enjoying their amusement for a moment. "Yeah. So, Sherry, do you have time to go over this network we just proposed?"

"Can I help?" Millie asked.

Sherry glanced at the whiteboard. "Well, I'd actually kind of like you to work up three reports of the dual-purpose meeting we just had. We'll need one for the network hardware design, another for the house party support system proposal, and another for the house party rules."

Millie blinked and thought. "Nothing's really set, yet, so what I can write now will only be initial documents and vague outlines."

"Right." JD sighed deeply. "Paperwork. The least fun part about computers and information systems. Sorry. Is it okay if we ask you to get a start on those while Sherry and I work out some details? We want to be ready to talk when James is."

"Sure. Maybe half an hour to get something simple put together, then I can see where James is?" Millie stood up and collected her tablet terminal and other materials.

"Sounds good. Thanks."

Millie nodded and left.

Sherry and JD watched the door close behind Millie.

"We're going to be able to trust her, I think."

JD nodded. "I've had a gut feeling about her since my mom introduced us, that Mom had once again helped us in ways she was not intending." He half-grinned, then sighed again. "Unfortunately, no specific impressions as to what kind of help."

"Mixed feelings?"

"Be a lot less mixed if you'd only," he turned to look at Sherry, "be willing to go see that specialist."

Sherry met his earnest gaze and breathed deeply for few moments before looking away and digging around in her desk. "I guess I've got to find out if I'm going to do this house party thing." She pulled out a notebook terminal before continuing. "If I go as a guest and not just as a network engineer."

She turned to meet his eyes again, tilting her head ever so slightly. "You're surprised I'm giving in so easily."

"Maybe I am. Are you?"

Sherry didn't answer.

"Well, keep me in the loop?"

"Of course." Now she broke eye contact again and looked at the door. "So, we need two more engineers. Millie for one?"

"If she doesn't object. And we can try to get Hodge to be the other."

"Hodge. It's not too soon to reach out to him?" She put her notebook on her desk and started bringing files up on the screen.

"Too soon -- it's getting harder to stall my mom, and gut feelings aren't guarantees."

"Nothing's ever guaranteed."

"True. But we've got to move ahead." JD dug in his desk for a notebook terminal, then picked up one of the wall warts on his desk and pressed the boot switch. "Should we do the mock-up in the office or take it to a lab?" He set the wall wart down and initiated a connection from the notebook.

"Here is good." Sherry initiated a connection to the wall wart from her tablet. "I wouldn't be on board with the party at all, if it didn't give us the perfect excuse to give Millie a chance to figure out what she really wants." She put her tablet down and went to a closet to pull out a mostly empty equipment rack and begin loading it with more wall warts and network cable from shelves in the closet.

JD followed her and pulled out another rack, starting to fill it as well. "That's my thinking. I'm kind of hoping it'll give us a chance to reason with Hodge, too."

"You still have hope for him?"

JD shrugged. "You know I prefer to hope for the best from people."

"I know, and I know it makes it easier to manage our employees. But Hodge is not an employee. Not any more."

"Yeah. Not any more. Getting him here should be no problem, though. I'll make an indirect suggestion to my Mom, about whom to consider for the rich-boy crew, so that the invitation isn't too obvious."

"Mmmm."

"Can I take a moment for a prayer?"

"Go ahead."

JD offered a prayer of thanks for help, asking for more guidance. Sherry listened silently. Then they busied themselves preparing the hardware to simulate a small network appropriate for members of a house party to communicate by, stopping from time to time to diagram it on the whiteboard, and to transfer completed diagrams to their design files via the notebook terminals as they worked.

"But should Millie know before he suddenly shows up with an invitation?"

"Good question. You got an opinion on that?

"Not yet."



Millie looked in at the door. "James says he'll be ready in about a quarter hour if you guys are up for it."

"Oh. Nice." Sherry looked up from where she sat on the floor in a nest of network cables next to an equipment rack. "Tell him we'll be ready, too."

Millie looked around the office. "Should I chase JD down?"

"I'm here." JDs voice came through the open closet door.

Millie did a double-take. "I didn't realize there was a door over there."

"Many things you need to learn about this place." JD backed out of the closet, belaying network cable as he came. "Are you averse to using your engineering training to help us with the house party?"

"I already am, I think." She raised her notebook terminal. "The documents you asked me to make, remember?"

"Of course. But help in the actual design and implememtation." Sherry looked at the wire JD was holding and pointed to an empty port on the router on the bottom shelf.

"If you don't ask me to, I'm not sure I'll forgive you." Millie grinned lopsidedly.

JD chuckled as he sat on the floor so he could reach the router more easily.

Sherry grinned back. "Well, put that notebook down somewhere, go tell James to come up when he's ready, and come help us with this rat's nest."

Millie set the notebook on the stenographer's desk near the door and disappeared from the doorway. In a couple of short minutes, she was back.

JD reached over and pulled a stool close, but Millie pushed it back out of the way and joined them on the floor.

JD rubbed his forehead. "The servers on the middle shelf will be easier to reach if you're sitting on the stool. He looked down and noticed Millie's bare knees. "Oh. I'll handle the middle shelf."

Mille looked at her knees and shrugged. "Either way. I'll wear slacks tomorrow."

Sherry grunted in agreement.

JD stood up and took his notebook from his desk, then set it on the stool. He looked around for a moment, then returned to the closet. When he came back he was pulling a low test rack containing oscilloscopes, digital signal generators, portable consoles, and similar equipment. "Gotta be able to see what's happening," he mumbled as he got on his knees to attach a portable mini-console to one of the servers in the middle rack.

Sherry pulled the stool close and brought diagrams up on JD's notebook, showing Millie the parts of the network they were configuring. "So, did Hodge let you get your hands dirty when you were working for him?"

Millie started, barely noticeably, at the name, then continued tracing wires with her hands, comparing them to the diagrams on the screen. "At first, he'd only let me make documentation, but after he decided I knew what I was doing, yeah, he did. In fact, once he knew I could do the work, he'd give me a lot of his own work, so he could go knock balls around the greens or chat on SNS. Okay, I see the layout of this network segment. Are we going to put sniffers in here?"

"Yeah. Over there. Can you grab me one, too?"

"These are the sniffers?" Millie picked up two small boxes with network ports in them and offered one to Sherry.

"Right." Sherry took the sniffer and used a patch cable to insert it into the network. "We'll need consoles, too."

JD picked up two hand-held consoles and handed one to Millie and one to Sherry.

"So would you feel comfortable working with him at the house party?" JD traced a diagram on the screen with his finger, checking the wiring.

Millie set the sniffer in her hand down and looked from JD to Sherry.

"I'm not sure." She picked the sniffer back up and used a patch cable to attach it to the router. "Leave it dangling in a tee?"

"Dangling," JD confirmed. "That one's going to be listening to everthing in promiscuous/eavesdropping mode." He typed commands at one of the hand-held consoles already in place. "We want four engineers on location, but we don't want them attracting attention or getting in the way. Sherry and I will be hosts, so we will have a reason to be there anyway."

"So the other two should be guests." Millie nodded.

"Right. I figured Hodge might not mind joining us."

Millie snickered. "Hodge, mind? I think he'd jump at the chance once he knows what you're planning with the network. Not sure he'd behave himself, though."

Sherry chuckled. "Snake in the garden."

Millie dropped her jaw in mock horror and gave Sherry a sideways glance. Both smothered giggles.

JD shrugged. "I know. It might not work out, but we can let him test the waters while we're setting the system up.

Millie's expression turned serious as inner concerns began to show. "I don't know if it would be good to let him close to your company's technology."

"Do you remember signing a non-disclosure agreement?" Sherry glanced up at Millie with a sly half-grin.

"Well ..."

"We don't like secrets. That's part of why we work under libre/open licensing for the infrastructure, and even for most of the user-facing software. For this project, anything Hodge could see is nothing he can't already access over the internetwork network." JD typed another command and hit the return key. "Is that monitor picking up the network traffic?"

"It's scrolling off the screen now." Millie scanned through the output listing." But you can't trust him."

"You know he used to work for us." Sherry was watching her own screen.

"Y--yes." Millie took her hands away from the hand-held console she was working with and looked down, balling her hands into fists. Her face became a mask of frustration and her shoulders stiffened. After a full short minute, she blurted out, "I'm spying for him." She squeezed her eyes shut.

Sherry reached around her shoulders and took her into a hug. "We're being careful what we let you see. Don't worry about it."

JD took her fists in his hands without speaking. Shortly, the tension began to leave her hands. He reached up to lift her chin. When her eyes met his, he said, "We aren't going to let him hurt us."

Milie relaxed and looked down again.

"So, do you want to talk about it?"

"Talk?" Millie looked back up at JD and he brushed a few tears from her cheek. "Uhm, would it make a difference if he were blackmailing me?"

JD shook his head. "No difference. You should always do what you think is right. You can trust us, as much as humans can trust each other."

"He found out about my son."

"Do you want to tell us about that?" Sherry asked, quietly.

"I was raped in middle school. Maybe I should call it date rape, because I knew I shouldn't have been going to the guy's house." She paused. "He was a college student, a dancer, and he was good at it. He was also into martial arts. He was not into babies or into losing his scholarship."

Sherry and JD listened in silence, nodding slightly.

"I didn't want to abort the baby, so my parents arranged for me to stay with my brother and his wife until he was born, and they have been raising him." She smiled wistfully. "So he has three mothers, Karen, me, and his grandmother, and he may be a little spoiled. He's about Krystal's age, now."

Sherry gave her an encouraging squeeze around the shoulders.

JD tilted his head. "Nothing that doesn't happen sometimes. So Hodge found out and is threatening to spill the beans?"

Millie breathed shallowly. "Well, yeah, but it's not so much me that I worry about as my mother. She is way too concerned about her social place. But it would hurt her."

"We can understand. Thank you for telling us. Now that's two bad things Hodge can't do to you. Anytime you need to talk, either of us will listen, okay? And I'd like to meet Rodney sometime."

"Phht. JD." Sherry rolled her eyes.

Millie leaned out of Sherry's hug and looked at Sherry, aghast, then turned to look at JD.

JD looked down and rolled his eyes sideways. "Woops."

"You knew!"

JD scratched the back of his head. "My mother is very thorough. Now seems to be a good time to warn you again about her. Still, knowledge gives us freedom, right?"

Millie stood, putting her fists on her hips with anger, surprise, and confusion mixed on her face. She turned around, walked to the couch, and sat down heavily, resting her elbows on her knees and her chin in her hands as she considered JD and Sherry through narrowed eyes.

"I'm not sure whether to be relieved that you two aren't just trusting me in ways you shouldn't or be mad because you've kept how much you know from me."

JD shrugged. "Mea culpa."

Sherry grinned ruefully. "Sorry. We kind of assumed the contract JD's Mom made you sign would have prepared you."

"I didn't take those clauses about agreeing to a thorough background check seriously. My illegitimate son doesn't worry you, JD?"

"There's no such thing as an illegitimate human."

"What Sherry says."

Millie looked from JD to Sherry and back again. "It's really hard to believe you aren't married to each other. Sherry, when are you going to explain the real reasons to me?"

"Hard to explain what I don't understand."

Millie thought for a minute, then shrugged and turned to JD. "I think maybe I'm crazy, but I guess I can go with the flow. Was Hodge ever the subject of your mother's interest?"

JD looked at Sherry, who shook her head. He nodded in agreement. "Not that we know of."

Millie leaned back and closed her eyes as if in deep thought or maybe prayer and no one spoke for a short minute or so. Then she opened her eyes and looked out the window.

"Really, what is it with you two? I mean, I sort-of understand as much as Sherry has told me, but you two are way closer than just best friends. And I think I sort-of understand about the Libre software movement, and I share many of your E-P-ist points of view about society in general, but you two simply don't seem to think about the things normal people think about. What motivates you two?"

JD and Sherry looked at each other and grinned wry grins, nodding in unison.

"You do deserve to know as much as we do." JD spoke, and nodded her agreement.

"Hey, I hope I'm not interrupting anything!"

The three of them turned toward the door.

"Ah, James." JD shook his head. "Sorry, Millie, we'll have to continue this another time."

"I am." James looked from Millie to JD, to Sherry. "I'll come back." He started to turn back out, but Sherry stopped him.

We don't have much time, let's hammer out the initial plans for the house party.


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Thursday, May 30, 2019

E-P-ist Millionaire Seeking Wife! ch. 5

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"Okay, those are the ideas we've discussed so far." JD turned towards the couch.

George and Hank nodded, then turned to Ronnie, who also nodded.

Hank took the lead. "Mildred, you trust me as your legal advisor, right?"

Mildred was stoic. "Yes, Hank."

"The house party, with Sheliah's company in charge, is the option presented that is least liable to leave your family vulnerable.

"And as your son's legal advisor, I concur," George added.

Ronnie took her turn. "James, do you have any comments?"

James shook his head.

"Okay, then I'll need to discuss this with the rest of the legal department, but I'm pretty sure that we will be in full agreement with personal counsel."

JD nodded. "Thank you, Ronnie, Geoge, Hank. What do you say, Sherry?"

Sherry looked at Millie, who nodded.

"If your mother can let us do our part, I'm in for the house party. Not in for the other ideas."

"Millie, will you join us too?"

"I fully agree with Sherry. I hope I'm not disappointing you, Sister Zukiger."

Mildred actually seemed to be relaxed. "Maybe I'm seeing some wisdom to this approach."

JD nodded with a frown. "I'm seeing some business opportunities. Sheliah, who's your company's website provider?"

"What? Oh, we're just using something Tiny-algo provides for cheap."

"What would you say to letting our company develop a real SNS for this house party, with an eye to extending it to all your clients later?"

Sherry looked up at JD with a slow grin. "JD and I have often talked about what a proper SNS should look like and what it would take to implement. The most destructive thing to an SNS design is making it too broad in scope -- too big. This would be a near-perfect opportunity to publically demonstrate scope-limited SNS and how it can be integrated into the world-wide network."

She paused, looked around at puzzled faces, and laughed. "Anyway, we've set up some experimental networks, and I think we could put something together quickly that would be useful at this house party. Where's a marker? James, you want to handle the whiteboard with JD?"

James and JD moved over to the whiteboard, and both took markers and started diagramming network services.

The rest of the group looked puzzled.

Sherry explained. "Most of us are on Pigpen, right?"

Nods of agreement.

"Are you satisfied with them?"

Silence.

Mildred spoke up. "They aren't too bad."

"But, permissions problems, unstable, advertising-oriented, hard to manage, manipulative?"

Nods, especially at the last word.

"We can fix a lot of that by having the users host their own news servers. Oh, call them timeline/profile servers. Distributed. So, for the purposes of this house party, say we set up a trial SNS network. Users will have full domain names with mail addresses specifically for use within the SNS."

"I'm lost," George complained.

"What's a typical domain, JD?"

JD wrote on the board:
jdz.epmatch.com.uis
"Make it a URL people can access for news," she added.

He wrote,
news://news.jdz.epmatch.com.uis
"Looks like a vanity domain," Hank commented.

"Like a vanity domain. Instead of going to Pigpen, this is where people go to see your main profile and current news feed. How about a fan club domain, JD?"

"Not that I want one, but it could look like this:"
news://fans.jdz.epmatch.com.uis
"How about an address for fans to write to?"
mail:fanclub@jdz.epmatch.com.uis
"Someone to chat with?"
chat:jdz@jdz.epmatch.com.uis
Mildred shook her head. "I don't get it."

James replied, "Well, mostly it's about making all these domain name thingies meaningful. Give them uniformity, flexibility, and meaning beyond the SNS company's business plan. Especially keep the domains and the servers in the owner's control."

"Okay, it does look more meaningful than those long strings of goobledygook that SNS servers usually serve up." Hank shrugged. "So why doesn't everyone do this?"

"Not invented here syndrome, mostly," Sherry answered. "JD, hold your tongue."

JD gave Sherry a mock glare, then grinned sheepishly.

James took over. "The point is, these two have been spending spare moments working out how to map SNS functionality into standard network functions, and working out the basics of how to implement them distributed across the users' network itself. Sheliah, if you are interested, your company could be a guinea pig, to see how it would work."

"How much does it cost me?"

"Wise question," James answered. "What do you say, Sherry?"

"Software costs are gratis for helping us debug. Hardware, we'll probably want to split costs on, but that's actually one of the features of the approach we've been working on."

JD picked up from his desk a rounded cube of plastic with power plug prongs sticking out of it, and held it up. "Each user has his or her own home server in something like one of these inexpensive wall-warts. These retail for the price of an ordinary day's labor. Backup functions can be provided on-site with another." He held up a second. "And the network services provider can lease out backup services for off-site data security. Distributed SNS with backup. For the house party, we can put one, maybe two of these in each guest room, and we'll back the data up on an on-premises server."

James laughed. "What he means, beyond cost, .... When was the last time you couldn't access Pigpen for several hours?"

Jenny said, "Last month, most of my friends were off-line for half a day."

James grinned. "This way, if you can access the general network, you can access most of the SNS. No depending on Pigpen or Trawler or Tiny-algo or whoever, just on the network itself. JD and Sherry will talk about infrastructure -- proxies and backup servers, domain name servers, network bandwidth and such, but the upshot of it is that the bulk of the load is distributed among the users."

JD put the wall-warts down and went back to the whiteboard. "Something else that current SNS companies get wrong." He started writing Venn diagrams with group names on the board. "A little E-P-ist centric, but ..."

Sherry continued for him. "When you start a new Pigpen account, you have no idea what a friend group is, right?"

There were some murmurs of disagreement and some murmurs of agreement.

"Anyway, it's a pain to manage all your groups."

Everyone nodded.

"We'll set up templates of default groups, to make it easier to figure out, and the groups will have addresses. JD?"

JD wrote example addresses out on the Venn diagrams,
jdz.epmatch.com.uis/friends
jdz.epmatch.com.uis/family
jdz.epmatch.com.uis/company
jdz.epmatch.com.uis/clients
jdz.epmatch.com.uis/church
jdz.epmatch.com.uis/club
"Those group addresses aren't, by default, served to the general public-facing web; only the user sees them. It's to help the user sort through what he or she interacts with and not eat up too much time. But they will be easy to make, and some, like friends and family, will be set up by default for general users. Most SNS providers give you contact groups, but our user interface will always ask which group or groups to sort a new friend into, instead of just dumping them all into the default pool."

Millie took a picture and JD erased the first set of default friends and the Venn diagrams.

JD continued. "For this house party, the default groups will be something like this."
joeguest.epmatch.com.uis/friends
joeguest.epmatch.com.uis/fans
joeguest.epmatch.com.uis/close-friends
joeguest.epmatch.com.uis/allies
joeguest.epmatch.com.uis/watch1
joeguest.epmatch.com.uis/watch2
joeguest.epmatch.com.uis/donotshow
Sherry added, "So the guests can immediately start using the SNS to try to figure out who he or she wants to hang out with and set lines of communication up. And the user interface makes it easy to move or copy contacts from group to group."

Sheliah and some of the team were nodding their heads in agreement.

"I think I can talk the others at matchmakers into this."

Mildred interrupted. "Well, I'm glad my son is getting some enthusiasm about something, but I'm afraid his enthusiasm is not about finding a wife. I'm afraid I can't approve of this."

"Honey, everyone in this room loves you."

"What's that supposed to mean, Karl?"

"It means, Mom," Krystal jumped off her perch. "You don't have to prove or approve anything." She sat on the arm of JD's big chair and reached around her mother's shoulders and gave her a hug. "You're winning even if you think you're losing."

"What silliness are you talking about?"

"Don't fight my big brother about this, okay, Mom? I promise you he's onto something good. You'll love it."

"But what about my grandchildren?"

"It won't be long until I can do something about that, even if he keeps dragging his feet."

"That's another thing I worry about."

Krystal kissed her mother's cheek.

"Oh, stop."

JD grinned. "Mom, I promise I won't let the tech keep me from giving the women at this house party the attention they deserve."

"They deserve. You always throw conditions into your promises that worry me."

Sheliah said, "Well, I like the idea, both from the business side and for matchmaking for your son. I think you should leave this one up to him."

Since it seemed everyone else in the room was in agreement, Mildred bit her lip. "Well, I guess, if it doesn't take all year."

JD closed his eyes for a moment and silently expressed his gratitude for unseen help.

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Wednesday, May 29, 2019

E-P-ist Millionaire Seeking Wife! Title, TOC

Millionaire Seeking Wife!
by Joel Matthew Rees
May 2019
Amagasaki, Japan
Copyright 2019 Joel Matthew Rees

What could inspire a wealthy single member of a religion that theoretically eschews ostentatious display of wealth to advertise his wealth, his status as a member, and seeking a spouse?

Joseph Daniel Zukiger finds out why he did.



E-P-ist Millionaire Seeking Wife! ch. 4

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"Well, I hired this team!" Mildred Alfreda Zukiger's voice approached being shrill, her face growing white and expression growing stiff.

JD nodded, a silent prayer for forgiveness in his heart. "Sure, Mom. You assembled a good team. And if you are dissatisfied with the performance of anyone on the team, I'll take over their contracts. But I think you had some other plan you wanted to discuss."

Mother gave son a look of distress and sat heavily on the sofa. A short minute's wait yielded only a look of concern from her son. After taking another short minute to recover, she began, "Well, I thought the job interview approach quite appropriate. We could get full resumes until a deadline, I could pick the best twenty, and you could pick the one you want from there."

"The only difference between that and what we have been doing since you took over, Mom, is that you'd have a lot larger catalog to choose from." JD smiled slowly. "Mind you, you found Millie for us already. Perhaps if she and I had gotten a better start, ..."

He looked sideways at Millie. Millie looked up and gave him a single non-committal nod.

"Okay, Mom, maybe, under this scenario, we could go over the lists together. But it isn't one I favor."

Sherry gave JD a tiny nod of approval, invisible to his mother, and went to the blackboard to join Sheliah in erasing it. Then Sheliah sat down and Sherry started summarizing Mildred's plan on the whiteboard.

"Well, Sister Zukiger," Ronnie spoke up as she thumbed through search results on her table. "Using that format may incur more legal obligations. Job interviews have rules. We might need to set up a website to explain the rules and procedures. And if we aren't careful, JD might end up legally compelled to offer marriage to one of your finalists."

"Well, of course that's no problem. He has to quit running away from this. I have full confidence in my judgement."

As she wrote, Sherry said, without turning around, "We are sure you would judge well, Mrs. Zukiger. But, as JD's long-time friend, I must say that you are likely to miss some things that are important to him."

"I think not."

JD kept a prayer in his heart, hoping for his mother's understanding.

Sherry finished writing without responding. "Does this summarize your ideas, Mrs. Zukiger?"

Mildred looked at the whiteboard for a short minute, then grudgingly admitted it did. Millie took a picture, and Sherry started erasing it.

"So, JD, what do you think?" She finished erasing and turned around. Millie joined her at the whiteboard, and Sherry handed her a marker.

"Well, as everyone knows, I really don't like all this fuss about finding me a wife."

"As your friend and business partner, I must say, you need a partner for your life, apart from your business."

A gasp and a quiet "Here, here!" escaped Mildred's lips.

Millie spoke up. "Sherry, that's not fair. Under your own rules, you can't give him that kind of advice."

Sherry and Millie locked eyes for a long moment. Then Sherry slowly nodded. "You're right. Forgive me, Millie." She turned to JD. "Sorry."

JD rubbed his forehead. "Well, never mind. So we can't go there."

"No, JD, you can't go there. Sherry is not a good match for you." Mildred's expression was dark, but had traces of triumph written in them.

"Sister Zukiger, if you want your son's cooperation, ...," Sheliah stood up. "If you want any of us to cooperate further, you need to back off at least that topic."

Mildred had nothing to say to that.

Millie turned to JD. "So, if you had to have something to suggest, Joseph Daniel, what would you suggest?"

JD looked perplexed. After a short minute's thought, he said, "This all seems, well, like one of those silly old-fashioned romance novels set in days long gone, or something out of one of those reality show house parties."

"You would also be averse to a house party?"

JD looked from Millie to Sherry, realizing that either of them might have asked the question Sherry had voiced.

"The Church runs youth and single adult conferences." Millie tilted her head and raised an eyebrow before continuing. "They look a lot like house parties."

That got some laughter from most in the room.

JD smiled half-grudgingly. "But they seem much more appropriate to the purpose, partly because the primary focus is not supposed to be on finding a mate." He thought a moment more. "I mean, yeah, my mom set me up with you, Millie, and maybe we'll revisit that, but focusing on the question of mating just screwed the whole thing up for us the first time around."

Millie laughed. "Maybe so. But let's say we did have a house party. Would you be willing to join it?"

JD looked around at the group, then he focused on his mother. "I could do that, depending on the activities, if there is no making promises that anyone ends up getting together. There has to be some relief from the big question, or people go crazy."

Mildred's expression become thoughtful.

JD continued, "If we advertise it as having to do with millionaires, we should invite some other rich guys -- and gals -- as well. Now he looked back at Millie, who raised her eyebrows. "Millie and Sherry are invited." He thought a moment. "Four total? No, four more woman and five more men from the rich crowd."

Millie busied herself writing on the whiteboard while Sherry watched and made suggestions.

"Mom can figure out some possibilities about whom to invite from her connections, but they have to be approved by the whole team, and the invitations vetted by George and Hank. And I'm going to ask Sherry and Millie to join the team for that." He paused again, checking with them as they finished writing. They gave turned and gave him looks of grudging agreement.

He paused to check with his heart and with God.

"And we put out a public call for participants from all social classes," he continued. "Money isn't the only balancing factor in contracts of this nature. We'll choose up to twenty men and twenty women from those who apply, in even numbers."

"Have we got it so far?" Millie examined hers and Sherry's work.

"That looks right. Sherry, can you get a picture of that?"

"Got it. But I'm not sure I agree to it."

The door opened.

"I thought you guys were going to wait for us?"

"Hi, Dad. Hank. George?"

"I'm here, too." George walked in behind Hank.

"Hi, Dad Z, my big chair's open."

"Thanks." Karl sat in Sherry's big chair.

The two lawyers sat on the sofa.

"Me, too!" Krystal Karen Zukiger trailed in. "I came to cheer for Mom's side."

JD laughed as she waltzed over to his desk and perched on it.

"You're an answer to prayer, Krys. You got the projector, Sherry? Let's go over what we've covered so far."

Millie looked at Sherry, but Sherry shook her head ever-so-slightly, then went to her desk and got a projector out of a drawer.

"Millicent!" Krystal looked startled. "You look different! I like it!"

Millie and Sherry laughed as they set the projector up.

"Thank you. I'm in a different role today."

"Well it's cool!"

"Yeah, it's cool." JD gave his little sister a hug. "Now we need James. I'll go get him."

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E-P-ist Millionaire Seeking Wife! ch. 3

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"What is Millicent doing here?" Mildred Alfreda Zukiger stood in front of her son's big chair in one corner of the partners' office. She turned toward her son, who was standing in front of his desk. Today, she was the business-savy socialite mother, not-quite-platinum hair coiffed in a mature style, but not too mature, nicely made-up, but not overdone, faux business suit with slacks instead of skirt, business heels, just enough natural jewelry to show she had money to back up her opinions.

JD turned and stared out the corner office windows at the roofs of the neighboring buildings. The sun had cleared the horizon, and the city was brought into sharp relief in the post-dawn light. "Ah, that. Sherry hired her as her personal secretary yesterday. Don't know if I'd call this view beautiful or not, but I guess it's impressive." He turned his thoughts heavenward, in a silent plea for strength and wisdom.

"You don't need the work ...," Mildred turned towards Millie, seated in the stenographer's chair between the two partners' desks.

JD reflected a moment on Millie's carefully crafted appearance. She had done herself over, too, auburn hair in a tight bun, severe, trim makeup, conservative business suit with knee-length skirt. She looked every inch the part of a professional secretary.

And it was not just appearance. She was quite overqualified. Although the job she had left for the courting was way beyond secretarial, she had had several years of experience as an executive secretary prior to the career change.

If the arrangement were a normal hire, they'd be getting an excellent deal in more ways than one. But she was here for reasons other than money.

Millie broke role with a grin and a nod. "True, but I think I need the job." And then she returned to role.

Well-placed misdirection. If he wanted to learn how to manipulate people, Millie would be a good teacher. He spared a few cycles for a question heavenward that never seemed to be answered, whether he needed to cultivate those skills that his mother so highly valued.

"JD's mother furrowed her brow and tilted her head inquisitively. "So what is Sherry doing here?"

"Sherry is my business partner, and this billboard thing is not likely to leave the business unscathed. She has a right to veto any plans that could damage the business." He turned to face his mother. "Oh, and thank you for having covers put over those three billboards you put up yesterday without consulting the rest of the team. Where's Dad?"

Mildred was taken even more aback. "Your father?" She shook her head. "Oh, he wouldn't be interested."

JD got his phone out of his pocket and pulled up his father's page in the contacts. Karl Mulhaus Zukiger answered almost as soon as he pressed the contact button.

"Good morning, Dad." JD looked at the wall.

"Not much, yet. Yes she is." He looked at his mother, whose expression showed growing disbelief.

"Just having a meeting of the team in Sherry's office." He looked at Jenny, seated with the rest of the team that his mother had assembled at the portable table they had brought in for the conference, and raised his eyebrows. "Yeah, that team."

Jenny shrugged. "Go for it," she mouthed silently.

"Not really. No, wait." He nodded at Sheliah. "I guess I should be more appreciative of Sheliah's efforts. The billboard thing."

"E-P-ist Millionaire seeking wife." He looked out the window, then back at his mother. "Yeah, that's us. Didn't Mom tell you?"

Mildred's expression turned dark. "I tell him what he needs to know."

JD rolled his eyes toward the ceiling and smiled sardonically. "Haven't heard the full plan yet. " He blinked slowly. "Yeah, something about having a contest to marry me off." He started chuckling. "Uh huh, you heard that right. And she didn't seem to think I needed to know, either."

He looked over at Sherry, who seemed to be enjoying the drama from her vantage point perched on her desk. "Yeah, I sure would like you to be here, Dad." Sherry and JD exchanged a grin.

Sherry was her usual self, as much a female software geek as he was a male software geek. Comfortably round, dishwater blonde hair, ordinary features, no makeup, comfortably dressed in slacks. She was probably the one person on the planet he figured he would always be comfortable with. And the one person he would never expect his mother to be comfortable with, although that was also somewhat beside the point. Again he queried God on the forbidden subject, and the answer was, as always, closed to him.

He glanced at Millie, who nodded in encouragement. "Okay, we'll wait until you get here." And he closed the connection.

"Well, are you going to invite the whole neighborhood?"

"Mom? Dad is family."

"And what about Ron?"

Ronnie looked up from her seat at the second stenographer's desk near the door, tablet terminal at the ready for notes and research.

"I wanted my personal lawyer, and the company legal staff, too, checking our plans. George couldn't make it this early on the short notice, but Ronnie is here representing company legal. Thanks, Ronnie."

"Sure."

"And George will be coming within an hour."

"Well of course I'll have my lawyer check the plans." JD's mother stopped short of sniffing.

"So our legal staff can discuss their concerns with Hank on an informed basis. Where is he, by the way?"

"I think he's busy. But ... we don't need to be taking their very valuable time just to listen to us haggle over details, do we?"

Ronnie tilted her head and raised her eyebrows. "Well, Mildred, I would agree about the use of time, but it can often help when starting a new project, especially an unusual one like this, to have some legal oversight. It will probably save time later."

JD's mother gave Ronnie an icy stare.

He reflected for a moment on his mother's unwillingness to be on the losing side of an argument, and, appreciatively, on the significant wisdom of bringing legal in early.

"Well, since we're waiting for Dad, maybe we should wait for Hank and George, too. How about we postpone this meeting until six o'clock, and call Hank to see if he can make it?"

Sherry pulled her lips slightly to the right, before speaking with a wry grin. "We're here. Call him up, but we can go back over anything important when they get here. Let's hear what your team has done and what they have in mind."

"Surprisingly, Sherry and I are in agreement on getting started."

JD looked from Sherry to his mother, then shrugged. "Okay, Mom."

He stepped to the window again, thumbed through the directory and made connection. "Ah, Hank, good morning. Yeah, my Mom should be the one calling." He paused, listening. "Well, I have a favor I'd like to ask. Mom and Sheliah came up with a rather odd-ball scheme to have a bunch of women apply to be my wife." Another pause. "Yes, Sheliah the matchmaker. Uh huh, those billboards." He grinned and chuckled. "We are in a meeting to talk about it now."

He looked over at Sheliah and winked with the eye his mother wouldn't see. She smiled back and nodded.

"Oh, thank you. We all appreciate the sacrifice." He turned to his mother and gave her a thumbs-up. She frowned in reply.

"Yeah, we're waiting to get into the deep nitty-gritty until my dad makes it. Mmm hmm. Yeah. Thanks. Dressed for golf is fine, and give my apologies to your other client. See you in a few." And he hung up.

"Okay, he should arrive within a half-hour."

General murmurs of approval could be heard, with the noticeable exception of his mother.

"So, Shel, can you outline your plan? Then we can hear how my mom wants to change it." He went to one wall and pulled back a curtain, revealing a whiteboard covered with data flow diagrams and module relationship charts. "Ah. We took a picture of this, right, Sherry?"

"Yeah."

"Good." He picked up an eraser from the chalk tray.

Millie jumped up and took the eraser from his hand and started clearing the whiteboard. Sherry started to stand, but JD looked at his empty hand and took the other eraser from the tray and worked from the other end, so she sat back down.

His mother watched with an expression of disapproval, but said nothing.

Sheliah stood. "I should be doing that."

"Almost done. Thanks, Millie."

Millie nodded, put the eraser back, and sat back down as Sheliah moved to the whiteboard.

JD handed her a marker and eraser and stepped back. "I think you were saying to someone that it wasn't a contest."

"Right. I was brainstorming with Jenny and the rest of the team a couple of days ago, and Mark said he thought one at a time was a little slow. And things just kind of went from there to comparing finding you a wife to filling a job opening." She raised her hand. "Now, wait, I know you won't appreciate that."

"Got that right."

"But if you're going to be searching for a needle in a very large haystack, you could have the haystack come to you."

"If the king won't go to the haystack, the haystack should come to the king. Not one of my favorite sayings, but go on."

"Not really much. We started with the idea of a classified ad, but Jessie pointed out that we'd miss at least half of the sort of women we are looking for with that."

JD looked over at his physical trainer, and he nodded back.

"Guess I can see that."

"So we were thinking of a large ad on a business magazine site and in news aggregators that cater to the financial industry and software industries, as well as E-P-oriented academic journal sites. But we weren't thinking about billboards."

"No." JD gave it a mental nod.

Mildred defended herself. "Of course I want to reach the E-P-ist population more than any other. Billboards in this state should help."

"That's actually reasonable, Mom."

"Thank you." There was ice in her voice.

"So," Sheliah continued, "I had something like this in mind."

She wrote on the board,
Well-off E-P-ist male CEO seeking wife.
Interested parties, send us a short personal history without name or identification, and a paragraph describing your reasons for interest at <ep.ceo@epmatchmakers.com.uis>.
We will contact you with results within 5 days.
E-P-Matchmakers is committed to protecting the privacy of all inquiries.
"Nice." Sherry voiced her approval.

JD pursed his lips and nodded agreement. "Low-key, not asking too much information, keeping it as anonymous as possible."

Millie took a picture of the board.

JD looked around at her. "Thanks, Millie."

Sheliah began erasing the board.

"Well, I think it's completely too low-key."

"Hang on, Mom. So what was the plan from there, Sheliah?"

Sheliah wrote more on the board.

  1. Matchmakers review.
  2. More complete information about JD, still no identification.
  3. On submitter's agreement, give it to JD to review.
  4. If JD agrees, reveal identities.
  5. If both agree, arrange a first date.

"We'd review what we get. If it didn't pass, we'd give a polite refusal. If it did, we'd tell them a little more about you, and if they were interested, we'd pass it on to you. If you were interested, then we could tell them who you are and tell you who they are. From there, negotiation on dating could begin."

"No reason to involve JD at any ... until step 5, really. I can do the pre-scanning and initial negotiation."

"Thank you for volunteering, Mom, but I would prefer to handle that myself under this scenario."

Millie took another picture, and Sheliah thanked her.

Mildred's face was a mask of displeasure. "I want you to be happy, Joe Dear. I would not choose anyone wrong for you."

JD glanced from Sherry, who just raised her eyebrows, to Millie, who blinked slowly without revealing her thoughts, to Jenny, who also raised her eyebrows, then tilted her head. Not getting any direction from them, he continuing to look around the room for a moment, then focused on a corner of the ceiling and prayed again for guidance.

"Well, it definitely won't happen that way, Mom."

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Thursday, May 23, 2019

E-P-ist Millionaire Seeking Wife! ch. 2

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"So," Carrie, one of the network engineers, commented between bites of afternoon-break pizza, "judging from your mom's putting on an appearance this morning, things did not go well with Millicent last night?" She looked nothing if not pleased.

JD glanced over at Sherry. She was concentrating on the pizza, not offering any help. Concerning most of the women he had dated, even before his mother had decided she had to take a hand, Sherry had been quite willing to weigh in, letting him know clearly where she thought the relationship would fall apart, and what dangers there would be in trying too hard to make it work. And her analysis was always spot-on.

His mother had often complained about Sherry's interference, but now her mother's team -- his team -- often consulted with Sherry. Over the last month, even Millie had come to confide and ask for advice a few times.

Concerning Millie, Sherry had been keeping her own counsel, which JD had taken as tacit approval.

Carrie cleared her throat. "Sorry for interrupting your thoughts."

JD shook his head. "No problem."

Greg, one of the sales crew, commented from the next table over, "Hey, some of us actually approved of Millie. But if she can't deal with a bit of cheering at the end of an opera, hey, ..."

"How is it everyone knows what happened? How many of you are doubling as spies for my mom?"

Laughter filled the lunchroom. Everyone knew JD was happy to have his friends among her spies, finding opportunities to run interference.

James leaned over. "Personally, I'm more than relieved. And I don't think I'm alone in wishing you'd tell you mother that her opinions can go down the river, and put this business in one family. Best friends make good marriages."

"If they can keep being best friends while negotiating the marriage. We agreed we didn't want to go there." JD avoided looking at Sherry.

"Neither of you think the other is ugly," Pat, their test lead, added her 2/100sixteen hour-credits.

Sherry continued to concentrate on the pizza. There might have been a sardonic twitch in the corner of her mouth. "Millie is much better looking than I am. Don't worry about last night, guys. What happened is not what you think." And she picked up another slice.

JD frowned and wrinkled his nose. "Oh, give it a rest, Sherry. You know my opinions about looks."

Now she grinned broadly and threw the slice of pizza at his cheek, where it slapped flat and stuck. He peeled it off. grinned back, and took a bite. The lunch room erupted in cheers, just as the lunch room door opened and Millie stepped in, wearing jeans and a neutral color tee.

She came straight to the table where JD and Sherry sat. "Hi guys. Didn't know you'd taken to wearing makeup, JD. Sherry, I know it's kind of sudden, but could you make some time for me today?"

JD chuckled and grabbed his handkerchief to clean the cheese and tomato paste off his face. "My kind of makeup."

"It doesn't suit you." But she smiled.

Sherry joined JD's laughter. "Sure, Millie. 's now good for you?"

"It's not an interruption?"

"Nah. Save us some of the pizza, guys."

Most of the eyes in the room followed them as they disappeared into the corner office. JD sent his thoughts heavenward in hope something useful could come of the conversation.



About an eighth hour later, Sherry opened the door to the office and called out, "JD, your presence is required!"

JD, who was helping clean dishes in the company kitchen, responded with a "Yo! Take over James." He washed his hands in the sink, removed the apron and handed it to James, then headed to the corner office.

Millie was standing by the couch, looking pensive.

"I have to admit, I have rarely seen you in jeans -- and sans makeup. Nice." JD nodded approvingly.

"Thank you. Is that suit going to be salvageable? You do look more comfortable, though. Last night was a shocker."

"Probably. I'd rather be in jeans, but I didn't have any upstairs today. Shocker? How so?" JD sat down on a stool opposite the couch.

Sherry was sitting on the corner of her desk.

"Sherry has been kind enough to finally disabuse me of all sorts of misunderstandings."

"My mother's ideal vision of me."

"So I see. This whole last month we've both been negotiating around our mothers' fantasies."

"True about my mother. Your mother too?"

Millie nodded and grunted an "Mmm." in reply. "Getting to know each other through the filter of our mothers' ideals."

"Sorry to upset you by being so noisy last night."

She smiled wryly and sat down on the couch. "It was not you that I was upset at. If I had known how thoroughly your mother misrepresented you, I'd have been cheering with you. I thought you and she were testing me."

She looked quizzically at JD. He shook his head.

"Nah. It was a good performance. I hope you can forgive me for that."

"Nothing to forgive here. It was quite good."

There were several moments of silence.

"I need to know some things, so I can make a decision."

"Okay, shoot."

"This is the corner office." She waved at the well-apportioned office.

"It is. My mother said it couldn't go to anyone who was not a partner. After some discussion, Sherry said she'd take primary responsibility for it."

"Not mine so much as the partners' office, which we never use except for entertaining important people. It does have desks for both of us."

Millie sat straight. "I'm important?"

"We think so." JD nodded.

Millie's shoulders sagged a fraction. "And there it is. I've kind of felt it every time we've gone out, but now I'm sure."

"What?"

Millie thought for a moment. "Is it your mother keeping you two from getting married?" She looked back to Sherry and then again at JD.

JD held up his hand to stop her as he looked over at Sherry, who tilted her head to the right and pressed her lips together before speaking. "No," Sherry said.

JD put his hand down. "There are certain topics that are not allowed."

"I think I have Sherry's permission."

JD sighed. "In that case, my only answer is, I can't say."

Millie looked back to Sherry, who ducked her head apologetically.

"You two are best friends from childhood."

"True."

"If I were to marry into this relationship, I'd have to accept being the tacit second wife."

"We don't have sex, you know," JD said, somewhat apologetically. "Sex is hard on friendship."

"Sherry told me so several weeks ago, and I think I believe both of you."

"And it isn't just us in the equation." JD continued. "If we let our friendship get messed up, it could easily destroy the business. The company isn't really stable yet, and you can't push a business to grow faster and become stable, just for the convenience of the partners and board of directors."

"Third wife." Millie laughed ruefully. "I'm going to give your mother a piece of my mind."

"It's really not her fault," Sherry said quietly.

There was another short minute of silence.

JD broke it. "I guess, then, even though last night was not the argument I thought it was, we won't be seeing each other any more."

Both Sherry and JD looked a little disappointed.

"I didn't say that. And I will be very interested to watch what happens with this 'E-P-ist millionaire seeks wife' campaign."

"What? How did you know about that? Sheliah just suggested it to me this morning."

"There's already at least one billboard up on the highway." Millie grinned.

"Mom!" JD patted his pocket. "Where's my phone?" He turned and ran out of the office, with Sherry's and Millie's laughter chasing him.

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Tuesday, May 21, 2019

E-P-ist Millionaire Seeking Wife!


Joseph Daniel Zukiger looked at the pimple-faced reflection in the mirror and sighed. Six months spending half of every working day with a nutritionist, a physical trainer, a personal coach, a hair stylist, a dermatologist, and an image specialist to clean up all his social bumps, and one full day back on the job had wrought havoc on all that had been accomplished.

He examined his teeth, running his tongue over the unbrushed enamel, then looked at the toothbrush hanging on the cupholder.

Of course it wasn't the emergency five hour shift he had worked that had really wrought the havoc, nor was it the all-nighter debugging after. It was the opera in the evening, in between.

He checked the time on his cellphone, sitting on it's charger on the porcelain, and shook his head. Instead of the toothbrush, he reached for the cup and filled it with water.

The opera had been quite good, but the woman he had spent the last month courting, one Millicent Alfreda Porsche, had not appreciated his vocal appreciation of the cast and chorus's work.

He hadn't been the only one standing, whistling, calling out, "Bravo! Olé! Bis! Encore!"

He looked at the mouthwash on the shelf and shook his head at that, too. Some minty candy flavor Millie said she liked when she gave it to him. Cup to mouth, mouthful of plain tap water, swish it around.

She had been quite put out with him, not even willing to discuss how good the opera was, much less whether the performance was good enough for him to cheer so vocally. Opera is apparently not a football game.

He spat into the sink.

The (very expensive) dinner after and the chauffeured trip to her apartment had been an exercise in arctic exploration. He had assumed she had been attempting to pressure him to apologize for the scene he had made, and promise not to repeat it. What else was there to assume? She would hardly respond to any of his attempts at conversation.

Tom, who had taken chauffeur duties yesterday, was no help either. Just grinned and shook his head any time he had caught his eye in the rear-view mirror. None of the people at his company really wanted to encourage his mother's schemes.

And his usual resort for help, silent prayer, had been answered with a "You figure it out yourself."

Something inside him had stuck. Opera was the rock concert of a bygone era, and opera in the old world was often a raucous affair, not the staid high-brow social staring contest that many in the Union of Independent States seemed to think it was. If he wanted to show his appreciation the traditional way, he was not going to let any woman tell him not to.

He repeated with another mouthful of tap water.

His knew his mother had spies in the audience, in the five-star restaurant they had gone to after, and even watching outside Millie's apartment. Shoot. He knew half of them. He knew Millie was aware of them as well.

Millie had pointedly not invited him inside, and he thought they had both been relieved at being able to call it an evening.

Rather than returning to his own apartment where his mother and his personal coach were waiting to analyze the entire evening, he had told Tom to bring him back to work, calling his mother from the car to tell her that he really needed to give his company and the people he worked with his attention. It had taken a full eighth of an hour to convince his mother that his business really was a higher priority than analyzing a disastrous date.

At the office, he had joined his core technical staff, diving into the bug that he had left half-fixed to go on the date. With his business partner and CTO, Sherry van der Velt, in charge, they had made significant progress while he was gone.

And they had fixed it together -- at some cost to his complexion and his suit, and, temporarily, his health. He hoped the others were faring better than he was. Pausing, he offered a quick prayer of gratitude for the successful bug-squelching session and for everyone's health. He had thought Sherry was looking a little haggard, too, when she headed for the elevator.

He supposed he felt some disappointment about the evening, but also sympathy for all the specialists his mother had hired -- and for the frustrated professional matchmaker, too.

Looking over at the water cooler with its tank of cooled, pure organic mineral water from an old-world alpine range, he filled the cup from the sink again and took a long drink. And reached his thoughts out in prayer about Millie and about his attempts to find a spouse.

And his thoughts returned to him again.

Mostly he was disappointed for his mom. She had so many expectations and none of them were coming to fruition. She wanted grandchildren, and what she had was a pimply, socially awkward, single adult son with a successful business and enough profits safely invested away to retire and live comfortably for the rest of his life -- as long as the economy didn't suddenly go belly-up. And a son's business partner whom his parents, well, his mother, anyway, detested.

His parents hadn't wanted the new house or the new car he had offered. Of course. They had no need of such things from him. Although he had become independently successful, he was not one who had started from a family in poverty -- or even in the middle class.

Now they wanted grandkids and a pedigreed daughter-in-law. Sometimes he wasn't so sure that his mother would be averse to taking them in that order, either.

For himself, he thought he wasn't that disappointed. One more gold-digger retired.

Hand on the faucet, he paused again. Maybe he was disappointed. Millie wasn't really a gold digger, even though money seemed to be far more important in her world than it was in his. He rinsed the cup and put it back.

He actually thought he liked Millie, and even felt more than a little sympathy for her. Of the women Mom had tried to set him up with, he had found her the most acceptable so far.

But he was much more comfortable with letting all his personal bumps, edges, and awkwardnesses show in his personal relationships. And his opinion, not well accepted with his mother, was that any woman who would be persuaded by all his artificial changes would be a woman he would not want to spend a whole lot of time with, much less the rest of his eternities. If he ever made it to the place where Gods build worlds, he would be in the thick of the work, not trying to manage it from a safe, clean distance. And he was comfortable with his God's opinion of his opinion.

So he pealed off his suit and shirt, threw them over the back of the chair at the desk, set the alarm for 8:00 noon, and devoted a moment of appreciation to taking in the beautiful sunrise glinting off the rooftops below his window before he fell into bed. He wondered, briefly, whether Sherry had seen the sunrise too.

He was unconscious by the time he hit the mattress.



At an eighth-hour past noon, he walked into the office in his wrinkled suit, sans necktie, hair still moist from the six-minute shower, grinning and whistling "Let It Go". (Well, the lyrics would remind you of a song you may know by that name.) All the staff cheered. James, their office manager and chief of sales, returned his grin and said, "Welcome back, JD."

Sherry smiled broadly, if slightly blearily, and gave him a thumbs up. She also looked like she was running on less than three hours of sleep, although he thought she probably looked better than he did. 

The door opened behind him and the cheering suddenly faded. He stopped whistling and turned around, his shoulders slumping.

"Joseph, I am disappointed."

"Mom, --"

From behind her, Jenny, his personal coach, a cheerful dancer of modern dance, interrupted. "Sister Zukiger, I'm not sure this is even a setback."

More than once, he had entertained the wish that his personal coach were not already married.

"Quiet. I am taking charge now."

Something inside was rising, but he automatically suppressed it. Habit long in-grained took care of any rebellious thoughts.

From out in the hall, Sheliah, the matchmaker, said, "I think it's time for a new plan."

Without thinking, he responded, "Okay, what's your plan?"

In the sudden silence, he could have heard a feather drop, if his mother had worn one of her hats that shed feathers.

But she hadn't today.

She seemed to remember to close her mouth, and turned towards the door. "Yes. What's your new plan?" Surprisingly, her voice was neither querulous nor sarcastic. A collective sigh of relief could be felt, if not heard.

"Borrow from reality TV. Do it like a contest. E-P-ist millionaire seeking wife."

Mentally, JD put palm to forehead. But his mother had turned to face him again, raising an eyebrow. It looked like she wanted him to agree.

Behind her, Sheliah was nodding, with a conspiratorial smile and a finger to her lips. Jenny gave him a wink.

"Oh, whatever." He raised his hands in the air, shaking his head. "I need to make sure the bug we squashed a few hours ago will remain squashed, so all the rest of my training sessions this afternoon are cancelled, too. Everybody take the rest of the day off."

His mother stood, arms akimbo, frowning.

"Okay, Mom, tomorrow morning. Shel can tell us about her plan then."

His mother thought for a moment, then nodded decisively. "Five o'clock, sharp." Then she turned and left. "Come with me, girls." Jenny and Sheliah waved cheerfully and followed her.

He retired into the server room to check the last three hours' worth of logs, and Sherry joined him.

"Maybe all this training isn't going to waste. You stood up to your mother today."

"Sort-of."

"It's a good start. Look at all the transaction roll-back logs."

"What roll-back logs?"

"That's the point."

"Uh-oh, there should be some rollback in there after three hours' worth of business."

They dug in.

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Copyright 2019 Joel Matthew Rees


(If you're wondering about the hours, there are sixteen hours in a day in this world, and 256ten short minutes in an hour. But they count in hexadecimal. Clock noon is 8:00sixteen.

Dawn usually occurs somewhere between three o'clock and a quarter past five, and it's early spring, so dawn is about a quarter before five, or about 4:C0sixteen. That does mean hours are longer there than here, and minutes shorter. The common five-hour workday starts at 6:00sixteen and ends at B:00sixteen.)

This little fantasy was sparked by the person recently calling himself a Mormon  millionaire, proposing to find his wife by advertising on billboards and running what is essentially a reality-show type contest. There was a conversation about it on the FaceBook LDS Beta Readers group:

https://www.facebook.com/groups/475461645922698/permalink/1552836624851856/

When I first saw it, I shrugged and laughed. I felt no spark of inspiration, although several other members of the group did.

After it kept resurfacing in various feeds over the course of a day or two, the pan I don't remember putting on the back-burner in my mind boiled over, shoving several other projects out of the way, and I started a flash piece in the FB conversation, which I later copied to my Random Eikaiwa blog and cleaned up a bit:

https://joels-random-eikaiwa.blogspot.com/2019/05/e-p-ist-millionaire-seeking-wife.html

It looks like a novel is taking shape.

Copyright 2019 Joel Matthew Rees

Backed up here: https://joel-rees-economics.blogspot.com/2019/05/bk-jdz-millionaire-the-campaign-idea.html

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